High quality excuses for being late from HQ;
Daichi: my cat fell from a tree
Suga: the washing machine was hungry
Asahi: i failed a suicide attempt ( dazai is dat u )
Nishinoya: my mom was angry
Tanaka: the watermelon turned square
Ennoshita: i was pecked by a chicken
Narita: i tripped over my shoelaces
Kinoshita: i came from sangwoo's basement ( oops )
Kageyama: the milk was crying
Hinata: i was hunting for rabbits
Tsukishima: i helped a kid and broke my leg
Yamaguchi: i was busy plotting against L ( ba dum tss )
Oikawa: i washed the swimming pool
Iwaizumi: dumbbells
Kuroo: i came from sangwoo's basement #2
Kenma: i died
Yaku: my grandma called me because our farm's eldest pig was dying
Lev: picking roses
Akaashi: the design of my coffin won't satisfy the god of darkness
Bokuto: a child's balloon fell down the ocean
Ushijima: someone told me i was gay
Tendou: my dog couldn't chase his tail so i cut it and laid it infront of him
Semi: i lost my dreams in this disaster
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Fanfictioni wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
