haikyuu headcanons

island princesses ( miracle update )

WoW I WAS ACTUALLY ABLE TO MAKE A NEW PART TYSM WATTPAD I MISSED WRITING HERE *RUBS PHONE ON A SHOEBRUSH*

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Haikyuu stuck in a ( beast-ridden ) island:

Daichi

- encounters a pack of wolves on the seventh day in the forest
- gets away but barely alive but stumbles upon a sleeping grizzly bear on the way out

Suga

- turned savage

Asahi

- has found an underground village
- the underground village is actually a village ridden with creatures who are after human liver
- carcass has been found floating on the third day

Noya

- survives and has grown a beard by the time a helicopter spots him

Tanaka

- drowned while trying to scuba-dive without equipment
- more like. . . was dragged down to the bottom of the ocean by a sea creature with tentacles

Ennoshita

- made friends with the animals
- is actually snow white and stayed there forever being snow white

Narita

- died from lack of sleep bc he was too paranoid
- kept hearing strange stomping and chanting sounds ( i just literally creeped myself out )
- body was found by archaeologists 169 years later, curled up under the. . . Sand.

Kinoshita

- committed suicide when his luggage ( full of cosplay items ) was taken away by the waves

[ no one knows how he has a luggage ]

Kageyama

- swimming back to civilization for three days now
- most likely got dragged down by the same tentacle creature

Hinata

- becomes tarzan with orange hair

Tsukishima

- is actually jane
- but a jane who absolutely despises tarzan and plans his assassination every night

Yamaguchi

- jane's doting father

[ hooray for tarzan ]

Oikawa

- has established an official souvenir shop on the deadly island
- the island is a tourist spot 77 years later, named after him

Iwaizumi

- built a raft to get away from oikawa but was swallowed by a whale and is now best friends with Pinocchio

Kuroo

- teamed up with a troop of savages to subdue the other troop of savages ( see suga )
- tribal wars everywhere

Kenma

- assassinated the jane upon insistence of the tarzan
- surprisingly survived for 7 years and ran away with the jane's doting father on a warship

Yaku

- eats the palm trees

Lev

- freezes the whole ocean and starts singing let it go while skating on bare feet
- thus, his legs were reduced to stumps and he eventually died of blood loss the end
- ocean melts after he dies

[ that wasn't even humanely possible ]

Terushima

- finds cacao trees and makes chocolate from scratch
- offers chocolate to the tarzan which was actually poisoned chocolate
- ate the chocolate in hunger and dies too

Ushijima

- is sad because there is no grass in the island and grass is healthy unless ridden with horse shiz
- died because he found a nest of pheonix birds and ate the fried chicken next to them

[ hooray god of magic ]

Tendou

- starts pretending to be Mulan and climbs the trees with weights on his wrists while singing the Cheng song
- does this everyday for three years until he is found by a heli

Semi

- sunbathing and the ozone layer suddenly melts, leaving the ultraviolet rays unfiltered to burn his body in unknown universal scorn and the asteroids collect his toasted carcass to offer to the alien lord in the sky

Too lazy to do the others and wtaf have i done these aren't even humanely possible wtf