haikyuu headcanons

salty sins

( so this is kind of like gcs on fb messenger )

GC #1 *June 1, 2017*

Yaku: *accidentally types "SLAT" instead of "SALT"*

Tsukishima named the groupchat SLAAAT.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Yaku to Founder of SLAT.

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GC #2 *June 17, 2017*

Tsukishima set the nickname for Yaku to Founder of SLAT.

[Seen by Kiyoko]

Akaashi: Srsly 😂

Tsukishima set the nickname for Aone to Iron. . . Pan.

Akaashi: Wth. Rip Aone.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Hinata to HOEnata 🌞.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Kiyoko to I Draw My Beauty Mark 👓.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Asahi to A Friendly Bigfoot 😃.

Akaashi: ._.

Akaashi: I was scanning through the nicknames

Akaashi: And then

Tsukishima: 😂😂

Akaashi: "TerushiMagical"

Tsukishima: I put that there

Akaashi: What clever nickname can you give Kuroo?

Tsukishima: Idek

Tsukishima: Hmmm

Tsukishima: Mr. Di-- *killed*

Akaashi: Diabetic. . . Di-- *killed too*

Tsukishima: BRUH

Tsukishima: Ok so now I have this lingering theory about Kuroo's duck being a source of diabetes

Tsukishima: Yes

Tsukishima: Kuroo's duck

[Seen by Asahi]

( note: ok the reason why kuroo is 'a source of diabetes' is bc he's been nicknamed 'Candy' bc of a diff story but ok I'll just say thats it's bc he's 'acting sickeningly sweet around people' )

Akaashi: XDDDDDDD

Tsukishima: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Akaashi: SAME HERE

Tsukishima: IM BEYOND SAVING I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH TOM

Tsukishima set the nickname for Kuroo to Diabetic Duck.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Kuroo to Diabetic Duck 😃🔫.