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Koishi Heck 2 (Remade)

> Time Suddenly Stopped!

  Monika: What... Just Happened?

> "lriG iakuoY s'nnamtraH" Starts Playing.

> Time Is Now Being Reversed!

  Monika: Oh. This Must Be A Doozy.

> The Effects Of Koishi's Spellcard Wear Off!
> The Vehicles You Summoned Despawned From The Time Reversal!

  Player: (Heavy Breathing) What... What The Hell Was That?
  Koishi: Had Enough? If You Liked That Card, You're Really Going To Enjoy-
  Player: What Card? You Didn't Even Use One Just Now!
  Koishi: Oh. Well... (Clears Throat) Regardless! Prepare To Be Dazzled By My Next Spell! Unless You Want To Give Up And Make Sweet Love With Us Right Here!

Time Until Total Decontamination: 5 Minutes

Mind Swap "Role Reversal"

> You Switched Bodies With Koishi!

  Player (In Koishi's Body): (Panicking) Ah! Oh God! Oh My God! What Did You Do?!
  Koishi (In Player's Body): Ta-Da! Whaddya Think?
  Player (In Koishi's Body): REVERSE THIS, NOW!!!
  Koishi (In Player's Body): No! In Fact, You Should Start Feeling Up My Body Right Now. Go On, I Know You Want To.
  Player (In Koishi's Body): Not Gonna Happen!
  Koishi (In Player's Body): Hmm, I Think I Wanna Try This. Wait, H-How Do I Shoot?
  Player (In Koishi's Body): Yeah, I'm... I'm Having The Same Problem.
  Koishi (In Player's Body): Yeah, You Know What? This Isn't Working Out Like How I Intended For It To Be. Hang On, Let Me Fix This.

Mind Swap "Role Reversal"

> You And Koishi Returned To Your Own Bodies!

Time Until Total Decontamination: 2.5 Minutes

  Player: Okay, That's Better. Are You Done Now?
  Koishi: Nope! I've Got One More Trick Up My Sleeve!
  Player: Goddammit.
  Koishi: Maybe This'll Be Fun For Us! I'll Give You More Room To Breathe If You Need It.

> "Hartmann's Youkai Girl" Starts Playing.

Interface Screw "Attack On HUD"

 

Time Until Total Decontamination: 1 Minute

  Koishi (During Combat): Hey, Look Over Here!

> (Player Name) Perished! 2 Lives Remaining!

  Player (During Combat): Dammit!! That Hurt!