Tsundere Sign "Reluctant Love"
Player: Bad Move, Pal.
The Six Barrels Of Bullet Destruction "M134 Minigun"
Koishi: (Oops. That Only Angered Him.)
> Power Level 2 Acquired! Reload Speed Of All Weapons Are Halved!
> Power Level 3 Acquired! Bullets Now Do 50% More Damage!
> Power Level 4 Acquired! Recoil On All Weapons Are Halved!
> Power Level 5 Acquired! You Can Now Dual Wield Your Handgun And Small SMGs!
Koishi: (Okay, Minor Setback.)
Monika: (I Know. It's Like An Episode Of Dragon Ball Z.)
Koishi: (Go Back To DDLC! You Don't Belong Here!)
Trauma Sign "Lingering Memories"
Time Until Total Decontamination: 10 Minutes
Satori: Onee-san? What's Going On?
Koishi: (Player Name) Won't Mate With Me!
Satori: He Scared. I Know He Is. Let's Beat Him And Show Him How Fun Mating Is! We'll Even Let Okuu And Orin Have A Turn!
Fourth Eye "Brain Scan"
> Satori Predicted Your Next Spellcard Attack!
Player: Aw, Dammit!
Combat Protection "Ballistic Vest"
Satori: Clever, But Not Enough~
Trauma Sign "Lingering Memories"
Subconcious Influence "Center Of Attention"
Ultimate Carbine Combat Rifle "Remington ACR 6.8"
Time Until Total Decontamination: 7.5 Minutes
Player: Don't Think I'm Letting You Off The Hook Yet. I Still Got Plenty More.
Koishi: Aw, Come On! We Were Just About To Get To The Good Part!
Player: Don't Test My Patience...
Koishi: No! You're Staying Impregnating Us Right Now! And Until You Do, I'll Take These!
> Koishi Stole Your Spellcards!
Player: What Are You Doing I Need That.
Koishi: Too Bad! You Can Have Them Back When We're Finished~
Infantry Fighting Vehicle "M1126 Stryker"
Brute Force "M1A2 Abrams Battle Tank"
Doom Behind The Rising Sun "Mi-28 Havoc"
The Angel Of Death's Apprentice "AH-64 Apache"
Unmanned Aerial Vehicle "MQ-9 Reaper"
The Angel Of Death "AC130 Spooky"
M1A2 Abrams Driver: Someone Call In The Calvary?
Mi-28 Havoc Pilot: We Got Your Back. Let's Do This!
AC130 Pilot: Visual Friendlies. Call Targets.
Koishi: Hey! That's Cheating!
Player: You Only Took Away My Rifle. I Still Had Vehicles Ready To Use.
Koishi: Grr... Fine! How 'Bout This Then!
Subconscious Repression "Retrograde Amnesia"
AC130 Pilot: Roger Your Mark, Engaging.
AC130 Gunner: Shot Out!
AH-64 Apache Pilot: Target Locked. Weapons Away.
M1126 Stryker Gunner: Badger 1 To Delta, Engaging Target.
AC130 FCO: Okay, You Got The Guy. That Might Have Been Within 2 Feet Of Her.
M1A2 Abrams Driver: Direct Hit.
M1126 Stryker Gunner: Badger 1 To Delta, Target Suppressed.
M1A2 Abrams Gunner: Loaded!
AC130 Gunner: Gun Ready!
Mi-28 Havoc Pilot: Moving Into Attack Position Now. Danger Close.
AC130 Pilot: Sensors Back Up, Standing By.
AH-60 Apache Pilot: Homing Lock! Break Left! Break Left!
AH-60 Apache Co-Pilot: Flares Out!
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