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" Boys!" Yelled what I think is Simon.
" Hey Si!" The lads yelled back.
" I'm glad you can actually follow directions. Hello-" He tried to figure out my name.
" Emily." I waved and smiled.
" Nice to meet you Emily. I'm Simon, but call me Uncle Si." He said smiling. Wasn't he supposed to be all like mean. He was actually sweet.
" Your on.. Right now!" Simon yelled pushing us all onto a stage. I followed behind Liam, while Louis was behind me. We walked and sat down on a huge red couch. In front of us was a small red chair, at which an interviewer sat.
" Please welcome.. One Direction!" She boomed into the microphone.
" Now let's start out with what everyone wants to hear.. Who's single and who's taken?" She asked.
" Single." Louis chuckled.
" Taken by my lovely girlfriend Jasmine Carter!" Harry winks.
" Single." Niall said smiling.
" Single." Zayn smirked.
" Taken by Danielle." Liam laughed. Now its my turn.
" Taken.." I said with a straight face. All the lads gasped, and Liam got angry. " By food." I laughed finishing my sentence.
" Good. I don't want to have to beat any body's asses now." Liam laughed.
" Okay. So who are you?" The interviewer, named Cindy, asked in disgust.
" Emily." I waved into the camera.
" I mean, why are you with five guys. Its sounds kinda like a slut." She said glaring at me.
" She's my daughter." Liam growled.
" Oh." She perked up.
" She looks awfully-" She began.
" Hot." Louis, Zayn, and Niall scream. What the fuck. I gave them a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you look.
" Are you on drugs?!?!" I whispered to them. They chuckled.
" That is all we have time for.. Thanks to One Direction, and their whore!" She yelled as the camera guy yelled cut.
" What the fuck is wrong with you bitch." I yelled at her.
" Me? Your sleeping with five guys! Whore alert.." She said.
" I'm sorry your jealous that she's just automatically beautiful, and you have to go get it done by the doctors Hun." Louis said in his sassy tone. I laughed.
" What? Do I sound like I'm sassy? I'm the swag-master-from-Doncaster." He said winking. I can't believe I live with five immature boys who are full of themselves.
Well maybe four, Liam seems like he is mature, well sometimes anyways.
" Well, Louis I'm single.." She said in an annoying high pitched girly voice. You know those girls at school who are whores, and try to talk to a guy? That kind of voice.
" Well, Louis I'm single.." I said mimicking her voice. I looked at her, as she glared at me. The lads laughed.
" Fine. Be guys, see you the next interview in a month." She said flirting.
" Bye Cindy, see you when your knocked up, and you've slept with so many guys who don't know who the father is." I said back at her.
" Emily-" Liam said.
" Don't Emily me, its true!" I interrupted him. Liam chuckled and threw me over his shoulder and began to walk to the car.
" Put me the fuck down!" I yelled hitting his back. He just chuckled. What the hell!!! This will be a fun day.. Note the lie.
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