Chapter 31 - We gon have sum problems

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I, Mika Andrews, have never hit a person for, and never will.
Well, that's what I thought.

The girls and I decided to have a girl's day out while the guys went for a Steelers game, in the mall beside it so the guys can go out with us afterwards, it was all planned.

The mall got boring, so we ended up just skipping it and going into the court where the game was.
We sat beside our boyfriend's.

Mika: hey guys.
Kyree: hey
Dean: hi
Dee: hey, babygirl
Kida: mmhmm
Kira: *pokes Kida* hey, babe?
Kida: hmm
Mia: 😂😂😂 he's brain washed,
Hannah: its a mistake talking to him while he's watching his game.
Kida: come on now, come on now.....OH COME OOOOON!

Kida looks around.
Kida: oh, hey guys. When did the girls get here?
Girls: 😐😑😕???
Kira: 20 minutes ago...
Mika: yeah. 20. Whole. Minutes,
Hannah: of tryung to get your attention.
Mia: 20 long minutes, Kida. Very long minutes
Kida: ohm sorry. I got distracted. Lemme make it up to you. Mia, I'll get you a sweatshirt after the game, Hannah ill get you another Harry Potter novel, Kira ill get you a new phone case and Mika.... hm what do you like?

E/b: 😂😂
Mika: take a guess.
Kida: um....
Dee: buy her some Oreosypu bafool
Kida:oh sure. *looks at court* no things really happening right now. Dee, come help me got some snacks for the girls.
Dee: Kay.

*45 mins pass*
Mika: the guys are taking alot of time
Dean: Mika, you and Kira should go check. We'llstay with Mia and Hannah.
Kira: okay, brb

*go out to the food court*
Mika: I wonder what is taking them so long.
Kira: probably bough too much
Mika: OHMYGOD
Kira: what?!
Mika: *points*
Kira: *looks* okay, that's it!

We saw Tahani and Tati flirting and FREAKING TOUCHUNG OUR MANSSSSSS
Tati was leaning in to kiss Dee and Tahani was playing with kida's hair and licking her lips.

I grabbed Tati and Kira grabbed Tahani.
Kira: what are you doing?
Mika: I swear to the good God who brought me to this world, mo ma fun eh ni IGBATI SHEGEH
Kira: we gon have sum problems
Tahani: I'm sorry Mika, we don't speak Village Girl
Tati: we are actually civilised. Yknow. Unlike you and Kira.
Kida: you shoudltn have done that...
Dee: I am so sorry...
Kida: say your prayers...
Tati: why?

Mika: I have never in my life sworn before but bih if you wanna keep both those legs you should stfu
Tahani: look, beastly, shut it
Kira: um, look, curly fry hair, I advise you to keep that garbage dump shut for good cuz the hot air coming out of it just killed the fly that passed it
Tati:just because were prettier and smarter, you don't have to hate.
Tahani: I'm sure Dee and Kida are dating u guys for pity.
Mika: you know what, Tahani?
Tahani:what, you realised ho much better we are than you?
Mika: NOPE
Kira: look, first, Mika and I are much prettier than you, especially since you decided to put on that make up with a beach spade.
Mika: SECOND, the "beauty" u have outside isnt 1/1000000 combined of the beauty we have inside, okay?
Tati: uh...Uhhh....w-well....
Kora: cat got your tongue?
Tahani: don't talk to her like that!
Mika: hey, oga, let her speak for herself.
Tahani:ive had it!

Tahani jumped and tried to slap me, but use gotten into enough fights already, girl
Mika: Dee, hold me popcorn
Dee: gladly
Kora: Kida, hold my phone
Kida: of course.
Mika: and guys? Stand back.

Cut the story short, Tahani lost 5 nails, a hair extension and a few teeth.
Tati ran away.
I lost an earring
Kira got a bite mark on her arm where thst dog but her
I got a bruise on my leg where she threw her heel on me
The ambulance arrived just in time
She got arrested for abuse
We got a fine for hitting back but we rlly don't care
We missed the rest of the game
And let's just say Kida and Dee are now afraid to cross us...

Mika: well...what a night,
Dee: that
Kida: was
Dee and kida: AWESOME!
Kira: pfft, I was going easy on her
Mika: I DDINT want to kill the poor thing, now Ker get the rest and go home. I'm exhausted.

We went home, told them about what just happened and I had a nap.
Today, I think Tahani finally learnt her lesson.
As for Tati?
Pfft, she's actually a good person
Just trying to please Tahani all the time, I guess.


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