NPC: . . . I-I do?
Kenma: yeh
Kuroo: sure do
Innouka: idk but yeah i guess
Yaku: *nodding*
- and they hear taketora screaming down in the village -
- but no one cares -
Kenma: aren't you terushima?
NPC: teru what
Kenma: terushima yuuji
NPC: *stands up and stomps on ground* BRO NO YOU NUGGET FUCKER I AM AN NPC AND ACCEPT THE FUCKING QUEST RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW GODDAMNIT WHOEVER THIS TERUSHIMA YUUJI IS, I WILL BEAT HIS LAME ASS FOR LOOKING LIKE ME *twirls around* I'M A RARE DESIGN!
Nekomas: *slowly backing away* *hides behind trees*
Kuroo: *pokes his head out the bushes a little bit* WE ACCEPT 'YER QUEST.
NPC: YAY! *blows up*
Innouka: . . . Ok then
Kenma: wow
Yaku: *nudging innouka*
Innouka: . . . Meh. It's best if i leave tou without your voice.
Yaku: *frustrated sobbing*
- and the adventurers go down to town and they notice that every citizen looks like terushima -
Kuroo: . . . Plot twist.
Citizen A: hi dear adventurers! Are you looking for a place to stay?
Citizen B: *in a woman outfit* *terushima voice trying to sound like a lady* oh my, such nice looking young men!
Kenma: . . .
Yaku: . . .
Innouka: . . .
Kuroo: . . .
Carrot: . . .
Nekomas: *teleport to the end of the town*
Yaku: *crying*
Innouka: that grossed me out so much.
Kenma: true
Kuroo: i felt goosebumps--
Ushijima [ Level 14: Farmer ]: Someone say goose? QUACK QUACK
Kuroo: that's a duck, you bozo
Ushijima: . . . Oh. . . *loud crying*
Innouka: . . . *steals his money* run.
- and the adventurers ran towards the mountain -
Taketora: *running about naked*
Kuroo: OH MY GOD
Kenma: *faints*
Yaku: *uses holy hammer skill on taketora*
Taketora: *hp goes zero and he falls on the ground*
Nekomas except dead taketora: . . .
Innouka: nice
Kuroo: don't go stealing his virginity--
Kenma: *wakes up and slaps kuroo* don't.
Kuroo: BUT I WAS--
Kenma: *slaps him again* NO.
Kuroo: Q ^ Q
Innouka: why'd we kill him tho
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haikyuu headcanons
Fanfictioni wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
the adventures of nekoma
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