From Pemberley to Manhattan [COMPLETED]

Chapter 74

CONVERSATION BETWEEN NAT AND DARCY

ALSO KNOWN AS "THE TALK"

NAT: So, what you're saying is that, until we're married, we can't do anything improper.

DARCY: That is correct, mada– I beg your pardon. Miss Nathalie.

NAT: What do you consider improper, exactly?

DARCY: Every intimacy only husband and wife should share.

NAT: Like fornicating.

DARCY: Please, do not say that. Why are you laughing, if I may inquire?

NAT: Nothing. What about stripping?

DARCY: If you mean to say, undressing, it is completely unacceptable.

NAT: Kissing on the mouth?

DARCY: Very inappropriate.

NAT: Licking the earlobe?

DARCY: Miss Nathalie, I believe you are laughing at me.

NAT: Well, if you didn't want us to do any of those things, why did you give such an Aww speech at the party?

DARCY: I am not sure I understand what an Awny Speech is.

NAT: It's Aww!

DARCY: Nevertheless, what is it?

NAT: It's a lovely, adorable, most perfect speech...

DARCY: I beg your pardon, Miss Nathalie, but had we not just agreed kissing on the lips would be inappropriate?

NAT: You said it'd be inappropriate, not me.

DARCY: Remember what we have agreed on. No improper intimacies before a wedding. Or, at the least, an engagement.

NAT: Maybe I'm reconsidering our agreement.

DARCY: I will not reconsider it, Miss Nathalie. I have decided to behave as a true gentleman should.

NAT: That makes me wanna kiss you even more! You're so hot when you're talking all self-righteous and aristocratic!

DARCY: I am not hot, madam. I am just a little warm, something completely expected, considering the subjects we have been discussing and– Madam! I beg you not to do such a thing!

NAT: If you call me madam one more time, I'll jump all over you and do very inappropriate things involving my tongue and your body.

DARCY: I beg your pard– Did you just say with your tongue?

NAT: Uh-huh.

DARCY: On my b-body?

NAT: Uh-huh.

[Darcy clears his throat.]

[Darcy clears his throat again.]

DARCY: Wha-What exactly would you do?

[Nathalie whispers in Darcy's ear. This author won't reproduce her words here, for it makes things more interesting.]

[Silence for about ten seconds]

DARCY: Miss Nathalie, w-we shouldn't.

NAT: If you're saying that, it means you really want to. I bet you'd love it if I put my tongue all over your–

DARCY: Madam!

[Nathalie then fulfills her promise to the letter. For five whole minutes. This author will leave the readers speculating what doing inappropriate things involving Nathalie's tongue and Darcy's body might entail. Yes, this author can be very evil sometimes.]

DARCY: Miss Nathalie, we must stop!

NAT: So now you wanna stop! When it's your turn! You men are all the same, no matter when you come from!

DARCY: If you must continue this way, Miss Nathalie, I will insist upon our marriage.

NAT: And now you're talking dirty.

DARCY: Miss Nathal– What on earth are you doin– Oh, God.

NAT: I'd much prefer Goddess, thank you very much.

DARCY: I cannot concentrate...

NAT: Good.

DARCY: Please...

NAT: Please stop or please continue?

DARCY: I-I am not sure.

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