From Pemberley to Manhattan [COMPLETED]

Chapter 56

CONVERSATION BETWEEN FANNY AND TERRY

FANNY: Where are you?

TERRY: Fanny?

FANNY: Who else, you idiot?

TERRY: I thought you said you'd rather speak to a zombie than me. I'd thought that kind of funny, actually. Until I realized you were dead serious.

FANNY: Shut up about zombies! Where the hell are you?!

TERRY: Away from you, as requested.

FANNY: I'm only forgiving that one because you look like Idris Elba. Otherwise, I would–

TERRY: What? Are you going to stomp your pretty feet like a child?

FANNY: Hey! Just because you've got Black Panther muscles, it doesn't mean you can threaten me!

TERRY: Actually, you were the one who–

FANNY: Do you wanna get some Fanny cookies?

TERRY: What?!

FANNY: I'm offering you full access to my Triangle of Paradise.

TERRY: I've got no idea what you're talking about.

FANNY: Even though there's not much of a triangle down there anymore. Not since I got that Brazilian wax.

TERRY: Are you drunk? You're making no sense.

FANNY: I mean, they almost left me clean as a whistle the last time.

TERRY: Last time of what?

FANNY: Look, what I'm saying's that I'm willing to sleep with you in exchange of a tiny little favor.

TERRY: Excuse me?

FANNY: You've heard me, Detective Idris Elba. So, do you want Fanny all over your chocolate bar of a body or not?

TERRY: Weren't you threatening me just a minute ago?

FANNY: God, you're an idiot.

TERRY: If you called me just to offend me, I'll just–

FANNY: Nat was kidnapped!

TERRY: What?!

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