"Come at me bro."
"You need help."
"Pardon?"
"Let's see if there is a help line for insane people."
"..What?"
"Hold on, googling it."
"...Is there one?"
"Ha! The Drug Alcohol Treatment helpline pops up!"
"..."
"That's brilliant! Here, I'll write the number down!"
"Kale! I'm not insane!"
"Pfft! Only an insane person would say that."
"I'm gonna kill myself."
"Want me to look up the suicide helpline?"
"You should look up the witness protection helpline.."
"What why?"
"..if you're even still alive."
"...I'll Google it."
"I'm kidding, geez!"
"Is it bad I'm having a hard time believing you?"
"Bye."
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coffee drawings | ✓
Short StoryHighest Ranks: #21 in shortstory!! 7.4.19 #31 in chicklit!! 7.10.19 ••• in which a coffee guy meets a girl who loves to ignite the coffee cups with coffee drawings. a drawing a day keeps emotions away- yet in this case, it created them ••• [WARNIN...