bonus convo: 1 1 : 2 7 PM

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"Let's have kids, Koffee."

"Did you just call me coffee?"

"Uh, yeah? With a K though. Like a ship name of Coffee and Kale."

"...oh."

"Let's have kids."

"Uh, okay."

"Woah, really?"

"I mean, sure why not."

"What if I said I'm just saying this to have sex with you?"

"...I would, uh."

"Did you just shrug at me?"

"Uhhhhhhh.."

"You want to have sex with me don't you?"

"This is really awkward, right now."

"Let's have kids."

"No."

"What? Why? You just sai—"

"Shhhh.."

"I– but you–"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.."

"..."

"It's okay, child. Maybe when we marry we can have all the kids you want."

"Or all the sex you want."

"Shh."

"Huehue."

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