Yup Couldn't Help It

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"Dude,is it just me or are Lance and Shiro kinda.......close?" Pidge whispered to their classmate. Hunk looked up,shrugging.

"I guess..........but isn't Shiro straight?" Pidge snorted.

"Ha. Nope,he's as straight as a fucking circle."

"But circles aren't- Oooooh." Hunk said,realizing his mistake. They snickered and watched the scene fold out. Lance was leaning against a locker,talking to Shiro.

"Dude,how is it that you're so hot?" Lance asked. Shiro went red and stuttered like a fish. "No homo though." Lance said quickly. Shiro stuck his tongue out,turning to leave. Then the unthinkable happened. "Sike!" Lance yelled and smacked Shiro's ass,causing the elder to yelp in surprise and chase after the Cuban boy as he sprinted down the hall at lightning speed.  Hunk and Pidge were heard laughing all throughout the hall.

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