Message Read // Klance

t w e n t y - t h r e e

[Sunday 10:45am]

@spacegay: asshole

@bi_fry: I cant believe you were the one to start the conversation this time

@bi_fry: but it's an insult

@bi_fry: sigh, well don't worry, we'll get there

@spacegay: what are you talking about

@bi_fry: one day you'll be started the conversation by actually saying ' h i '

@spacegay: nope, it'll always be by asshole from now on

@bi_fry: well see about that babe

@spacegay: and will you s t op calling me babe??

@spacegay: I'm not your babe

@bi_fry: one day keith

@bi_fry: one dayy

@spacegay: in your dreams

@bi_fry: in yours too~

@spacegay: why do I even talk to you

@bi_fry: because,,,,,,

@bi_fry: u love me~

@spacegay: yeah,,,, totally,,,

@bi_fry: see! You even admitted it

@spacegay: it's called sarcasm

@spacegay: I'll tell pidge to give you a lesson or two on it someday

@bi_fry: I know what sarcasm is keith

@spacegay: yeah, I know you know

@bi_fry: I can almost hear the sass from you

@spacegay: whatever

@bi_fry: whatever,

@spacegay: are you copying me

@bi_fry am I copying you?

@spacegay: can you stop?

@bi_fry: can, I stop?

@spacegay: I will ignore you

@bi_fry: you will ignore me.

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@bi_fry: message read, blah blah

@bi_fry: keithhhh, babe come back to meee

[message read]

@bi_fry: the salt can't take a joke

@bi_fry: no surprise~

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the s a l t in keith tbh