Sam and Colby Imagines!

hey

hey sorry I haven't posted in a while, I just sorta lost motivation and literally was sleeping all day everyday

i'm gonna start posting soon so stay on the lookout!

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ALSO SMALL RANT TIME

OKAY SO SAM AND COLE DELETED THEIR FUCKING VIDEO good thing I watched it before they did lmao

but there was this one part that really salted my apples

sam: "so that girl that always shows up in your exploration videos, your adventure buddies girl, have you ever done anything sexual with her?"

colby: *yeets off hat faster than you can say nutter butters*

LIKE WTF COLBY WYD IT'S SO OBVIOUS OH NO BABY WHAT IS YOU DOIN

like since it was a yes or no question and he chose not to answer, it's pretty fucken obvious what the answer is lol

like if they haven't, then he coulda just said no, but he didn't

and I'm 99.99% sure that they used to date based off of they way the act around eachother/ pictures/ inside knowledge/ etc.

it's pretty damn obvious that him and shea have fucked many times

and I'm not mad that they fucked, I'm mad that they lied about it lmao like literally shea straight up lied to a fan on twitter about it

and in the famous words of Nicki Minaj, "but fuck who you want, and fuck who you like"

BUT DON'T TRY TO FUCKEN HIDE IT FROM US WE'RE NOT STUPID YA KNOW IF WE WANNA FIGURE SOMETHING OUT WE GON FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

also:

in the newest adventure buddies video.... uhhh....

I DID NOT ZOOM IN ON THOSE SCREENSHOTS, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE CAMERA WAS RECORDING

IF I WAS SHEA I WOULDN'T LET HIM UPLOAD IT LIKE BITCH MY VAGINA WOULD BE ALL OVER THE INTERNET NO THANKS

oml I cringed when I first watched that

also:

sam

has a fucking

schoolgirl kink