haikyuu headcanons

THIS IS A "SPECIAL CHAPTER"

Kenma: *walking out of a burning building without any difficulty* Mitsukenai de *looks up slowly at the sky while he is singing and the camera zooms in on his face, though not quite too close* Boku no koto wo *something behind him explodes* Mitsumenai de

Tsukishima: *slashes at 'camera' and the whole screen goes red, then clears up again to show a clip of him standing on top of a pile of corpses with battered armor from behind* Dareka ga egaita *cam revolves around him and shows his face* Sekai no naka de *hears a creaking sound and looks behind him* anata wo kizutsuke *parries a blow from a shadow opponent* Taku wa nai yo

Kuroo and Yamaguchi: *each of them on either side of a glass surface, as if it's a mirror as they both have perfect synchronization and they're slowly shattering* Oboete ite *eyes open*

Tsukishima and Kenma: *same format, though they are leaning their backs against the glass surface and tired looks on their faces* Boku no koto wo *the glass shatters*

All of 'em: *only upper bodies visible on cam and they have their back turned towards it bc they face forward while singing* Azayakana mama

Instrumentalists: *playing on top of a HeliPad and the cam just revolves around them in a badass way*

Kenma: *side view face with a flat expression on the right side of the screen* Mugen ni hirogaru *tear falls from visible eye but still stoic expression* Kodoku ga karamaru

Yamaguchi: *side view of face with a bitterly happy expression on the left side of the screen* Mujaki ni waratta *tear falls from visible eye but he still smiling* Kioku ga sasatte

Kuroo: *struggling to break free from chains with a really damaged background and appearance and all* Ugokenai, ugokenai, ugokenai, ugokenai, ugokenai, ugoke-- *chains break and shatter, floating away to the sides as the clip goes in slow mo* --nai yo

Tsukishima: *top view, cam zooms out from his face and wings of a crow fill the screen as he does le scream* UNRAVELLING THE WORLD

Instrumentalists: *playing on top of a random, crumbling skyscraper with the atmosphere similar to that of when a zombie apocalypse happens in movies like have u watched Nickelback's "Hero" but except the apocalypse thing*

Kuroo: *raising a stemless red rose to eye level slowly while singing* Kawatte shimatta *eyes (only) dart towards camera as petals crumble to dust and fall to the ground* Kaerarena katta

Yamaguchi: *plucking a blue rose from the bush and draws it closer to his face as he sings* Futatsu ga karamaru *petals burn up in blue flames and he smiles as if accepting the fate* Futari ga horobiru

Kenma: *walking on a school rooftop's border (outside that wire barrier thing while holding a stemless white rose in hand* Kowaseru, kowasenai *petals of the white rose make a swirling pattern as they float to the sky and he closes his eyes* Kurueru, kuruenai

Tsukishima: *reaching out to a black rose* Anata wo *rose gets swallowed up by darkness and he's left alone in the void* yogose-- *falls to the ground* --nai yo

Instrumentalists: *just a rlly short clip with each of them doing a few tricks on their instruments*

Tsukishima: *still on the ground, but now on a cobblestone floor while it's raining* Yurete yu-- *looks up* --ganda sekai ni *rain becomes blood rain and shadows appear behind him* dandan boku wa

Kuroo: *spins on his heels to face cam in a pure black backdrop* Suki tou tte *hands start grabbing him from behind, holding face and arms but he is still smiling peacefully* Mienaku natte

Yamaguchi: *on a dark cliff wearing a rlly large, ruined cloak, covering his ears while crying, eyes closed* Mitsukenai de *some apparition hugs him from behind* Boku no *opens eyes slowly* Koto wo *lowers arms and hangs head*

All of them but no images, just a black space but flashes of their murder scenes appear: Mitsumenai de

Kenma: *still standing on that part of a school rooftop as if he gonna jump and wind whips his clothes* Dareka ga shikunda *frowns* Kodoku na wana ni

Kuroo: *walking towards an ominous, dead oak tree like a witches' tree* Mirai ga hodokete *black cat crosses and his eyes follow it* Shimau mae ni

Yamaguchi: *walking in a dungeon with arms chained together and the suitable clothes for a slave he wears* Omoidashite *looks behind him and sees nothing* Boku no koto wo

Tsukishima: *glass shattering all around him but the shards never hit him tho it's chaos* Azayakana mama *cam zooms in on his right eye and the glass on his glasses shatter but remain there like go watch season 1 of AoT and observe every clip where hanji is present*

Kenma: *standing wid casual clothes on a train station wid rain* Wasurenai de

Kuroo: *sitting in a café and looks out the window wid rain* Wasurenai de

Yamaguchi: *lying down on the floor with pills and bottles in a dark room* Wasurenai de

Tsukishima: *hanging by chains in some kind of medieval prison* Wasurenai de

Instrumentalists: *playing rlly briefly and the cam's glass shatters*

Kuroo and Yamaguchi: *falling down from the sky rapidly like how shiro and sora fell in ngnl but head first* Kawatte shimatta koto ni Paralyze *before they hit the ground, they go up in harry potter-ish green flames*

Kenma and Tsukishima: *same format* Kaerarenai koto dake no Paradise *before they hit the ground, they go up in no game no life-ish purple flames*

All of 'em: Oboite ite *just a random life and death fighting scene against minotaurs like, an anime random fight scene wid no specific stuff* Boku no koto wo *screen goes black*

Instrumentalists: *slowly appear as the screen regains color* *playing the instruments with greatest feelings while crying idk why*

Kuroo: *just appears in a black and white court surrounded by volleyballs* *crying red tears but peaceful face* Oshiete

Yamaguchi: *appears in a chair doing the Thinking Man pose inside a black and white court* *crying blue tears and same format* Oshiete

Kenma: *appears in a white backdrop, holding a hand to his chest like feeling his heart* *crying white, not clear, tears and same format* Boku no naka ni

Tsukishima: *appears under a black sky in a barren land but no rain now, rlly drenched* *crying black tears and same format* Dare ka iru no?

-end-

Note: Kuroo was originally Kageyama but how unfair is it to have only one Nekoma?

. . .

BYE.

(If you read fast enough, try playing the music while reading this. I tried it and that way it was "BEAUTIFUL") (*laughs head off in the backstage*)

But yeaaah. I never thought this thing I started making bc of my everyday life ( weeell long explanation needed ) would get past 5 views and get more than 5 chapters so okie. *praises a statue of iwa*