Bruce: Clark I need you to come to Gotham ASAP. Important business.
Clark: I get off work in 5 min I'll be there soon.
Bruce: Thank you.
Diana: Okay I have 25 grenades, my sword, bracelets, lasso, and shield. I can be there in a minute and a half.
Bruce: On second thought...Diana you meet me and Clark you can stay at work.
Clark: WHAT?!
Diana: On my way.
Clark: WHY DID YOU CHOOSE HER OVER ME??!!
Bruce: Did you read her text? It said she had 25 grenades and she can meet me in a minute and a half!
Clark: Can I at least come to help?
Bruce: No! Or else you're fired!
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"Jason! I want my phone back right now!" Bruce yells as he chases Jason around Wayne Manor.
Jason stops and laughs. "Okay, okay, here." He hands Bruce the phone and leaves.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Bruce screams as he looks at his phone. All of his contacts have been changed.
Superhunk~Clark
BEST SON I HAVE~Jason
Commissioner Boredom~Com. Gordon
Hello Kitty~Cat Woman
MY MOVIE SUCKS~Hal
Mr. Robot~Cyborg
Damian's BFF~Billy Batson
The Clone Wars~Superboy
Speedy Gonzalez~Barry
Robin Hood~Oliver
Robin #1~Dick
Robin #3~Tim
Robin #4~Damian
AVOID AT ALL COSTS~Barbara
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The Bird and The Bat ||Graybat|| (Wattys 2017)
FanfictionThis is the story of Nightwing, Dick Grayson, and Batgirl, Barbara Gordan. They will have their ups and downs, their fights and brawls, their love for each other will be written all over Gotham walls for eternity. They try to have a normal relations...
