Sakura (How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto)

I'm So Crazy About You Aorta Be Committed

I finished with a whoop and another cheer.

Kakashi's chidori flared to life and he deftly sliced through Zabuza's latest water dragon. I tilted my head to the side, as I watched their entirely epic battle. Taking a deep breath, I bellowed out, "MEI AND ZABUZA SITTIN' IN A TREE—"

Suddenly there were four furious Zabuza water clones headed my way. I gave a gleeful shout that I was finally being included, and no longer being left out. Unfortunately the water clones only had 1/10 of Zabuza's power, and one good hit was all it would take to dispel them. Even as weak as I was (which was definitely stronger than canon!Sakura at the time considering I had actually been training and working hard), the clones didn't cause me too much of a hassle.

They did nick me good on the cheek, which made me inordinately happy that I got to put on a cute bandaid (it was pink and had puggies on it) on my cheek. It didn't take long for Haku to summon his ice mirrors, to which I had to briefly change up my cheer to cheer for Haku because the poor boy looked so depressed to be fighting others, and he deserved a little love.

Then it was right back to cheer for Kakashi because they're fight was starting to escalate and that shit was cool. They didn't fight nearly as over the top in the anime as they were at the moment (whereas the Haku and Sasuke fight was so canon it was almost boring to watch).

To be honest, I wasn't entirely sure if Haku would even have a chance to "die" for his mentor. Kakashi was pulling out some crazy shit in hopes of suppressing Zabuza fast enough that Zabuza wouldn't be a genuine danger to his students.

'A change brought on by my mere existence. Did I motivate Kakashi enough to try, or was the manga incorrect in saying that Kakashi half-assed and lazily fought Zabuza in the first place? Or perhaps, was Kakashi sincerely concerned that if he didn't try hard against Zabuza, I had successfully pissed off the missing-nin enough that he would murder me in a most horrendous fashion?'

Probably one of the first two. It simply never made any sense for Kakashi to not go entirely all out against Zabuza immediately. The man was traumatized from his past, enough so that he didn't allow a single to comrade to die since Rin while on a mission. There's no way Kakashi would trust his comrades to take care of themselves, so he has to be the one to kill all the enemies.

'If the manga wasn't canonical for this though, then what else might be wrong?'

Who knows? Might be fun to find out.

'I always loved a good mystery/thriller!'

You can't count this as a thriller when you aren't even a little scared. Hell, you're absolutely delighted to be put in a life or death situation, you masochist.

'This is true. I love my life so much right now. Like, this is friggin fantastic. Ahh, I need to hurry up and finish my Kisame plushie so I have something to hug whenever I want.'

Naruto showed up with all his grand cuteness, leaping straight into the fray with the Sasuke/Haku battle.

Since my future son had shown up, I knew it was time to cheer for him. "Go Naruto, go! You've got V-I-C-T-O-R-Y, so split that V and dot that I and bring Momma that C-T-O-R-Y!"

I waved my hands in the air like I just didn't care.

"Aren't you even a little concerned for your teammates?" Tazuna inquired incredulously.

I shook my head. "Na-uh. I have complete faith in them. Besides, doesn't it make you feel better having someone who is entirely nonchalant around?"