BTS

BTS when RM is in the hospital pt. 2

Ok so if you haven't read pt. 1 it's page 49 SO GO READ IT NOW ITS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY

After the surgery~~

Taehyung: Is he dead?

Seokjin: NO HE ISN'T

Jimin: When will he wake up?

Yoongi: When you stop talking

Jimin:

Jungkook: *pokes Namjoon's cheek* He's still cute in his sleep

Seokjin: I know😍😍

Hoseok: I was going to get food who wants to come-

Seokjin: Bye guys *leaves with Hoseok*

Namjoon: *mumbles*

Taehyung: HE IS WOKE

Yoongi: Imma use the bathroom *eyes the maknaes* stay out of trouble

Jimin: *smirks*

Jungkook: Namjoon hyung, can I eat your bread, you aren't awake yet.

Taehyung: *eats the bread*

Jungkook: YAH THAT WAS MINE-

Taehyung: If it was yours then why isn't it digesting in your esophagus right now?

Jimin: *holds Jungkook back*

Namjoon: What happened?

Taehyung: You had a heart surgery bitch

Namjoon: You're lucky I can't stand up and slap you

Taehyung: Yes, I'm very lucky

Jimin: Kookie stop it was just a bread roll

Namjoon: Oh shit he's mORPHING TO
HIS NATURAL SEAGULL SELF

Jimin: Jungkook you can't reveal yourself! Stop morphing!

Jungkook: *groans* fine

Taehyung: hey what's this? *turns switch up*

*fire alarm beeps and water sprays from ceiling*

Jungkook: Hey, now if we make a fire, it won't burn the building down

Jimin: LETS DO IT

Namjoon: WHY?!

Taehyung: *puts curtain on floor*

Namjoon: WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Jungkook: bULTEORENE *drops match on it*

Jimin: fIIIIIREEEEEEE

Taehyung: WHEN I WAKE UP IN MY ROOM, ROOM

Namjoon: GUYS THE FIRE IS RISING STOP-

Jimin: MORE!

Taehyung: *drops another match*

Jungkook: There! Now we won't get in trouble because there water sprinkling on it

*fire gets bigger*

Taehyung: ...

Jimin: Umm

Namjoon: GUYS GET HELP!

Jungkook: Hm..

Taehyung: It's uh, not going out..

Namjoon: NO SHIT GO GET HELP-

Jimin: Wait just, give it a minute

Jungkook: ....

Taehyung: ._.

Namjoon: *faints*

Jungkook: Huh, weird, it's still getting bigger..

Yoongi: Oh, bulteorene

Seokjin: What tHE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

Hoseok: AAAHHHH FIRE!

Jimin: IT WAS JUNGKOOKS FAULT

Jungkook: No it was YOURS

Jimin: *tackles kookie*

Seokjin: Hey sTOB IT

Yoongi: At least the fire alarm went off-

Firemen: MOVE OUT THE WAY! *puts out fire*

Seokjin: SO WHO STARTED THIS?!

Jimin/Taehyung: *points at Jungkook*

Okay this wasn't as funny as pt. 1 but yuh

-author-nim