BTS In a car

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Rap Monster: Okay everyone lis-JIMIN! LISTEN! Everyone listen to me! I don't want a repeat of last time where we broke the window!

Jungkook: Well then maybe Jimin should keep his dirty hands to himself!

Jin: That doesn't mean you hit him and smash the window. Now listen to appa!

Bts: ...

Rap Monster: Thank you, again, act like adults. And I need Jin to drive because I broke wheel last time.

Jin: (-'_'-)

~~In the car~~

Jin: Is everyone buckled?

BTS: Ne!

Suga: Okay everyone shut up, I am going to sleep.

Jin: Are you hung-

Suga: *snore*

Jin: Okay.

Jungkook: I want water!

Rap Monster: Just wait unt-

Jimin: Yah! J-hope keeps sniffing me!

V: I need to piss.

Rap Monster: Okay, we can go to a gas station but just wai-

Jungkook: I AM THIRSTY!

Jimin: I can help that.

Jungkook: (。-_-。)

V: I REALLY NEED TO PISS!

J-Hope: V! Stop squirming so much!

Suga: *snore*

Rap Monster: Everyone calm dow-

Jungkook: Where is my iron man toy?

V: I ate it.

Jungkook: *cries*

J-Hope: Can you shut up I am trying to file my nails *rolls eyes*

Jungkook: *cries harder*

Suga: Aigoo, Jimin hug him so he could stop crying!

Jimin: *hugs kookie*

Jungkook: *punches Jimin* Get your ass off of me!

Suga: finally, *snore*

V: IM GONNA DO IT! IM GONNA PISS!

Rap Monster: No don't d-

Jimin: Waaaah! Give me back my phone Hoseok!

J-hope: Kekekeke

Jimin: BY THE WAY! I HAVE JAMS!

Rap Monster: KEEP DREAMING!!!

V: I FEEL IT! THE PISS IS RELEASING!

J-Hope: AAAHH GET OFF ME WITH YOUR DIRTY WATER TAEHYUNG!

*brake screech*

Jin: *looks back at the members* Jungkook, a water bottle is next to you! Hobi, give Jimin his FUCKING phone back! Jimin, you got no jams, so stop. Namjoon, if you keep picking on Jimin you get nothing tonight! And V, wait until we get into a FUCKING GAS STATION!

Bts: ...

Suga: *snore*

This was gr8, eomma jin scolding her kids

-author-nim

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