BTS

BTS if they take you out with his friends

Seokjin: Okay, all six of you sit in the back, y/n is sitting up front.

Bts: but there is three seats in front-

Seokjin: She gets the whole front row, now get in the fucking backseat.

Yoongi: If any of you bastards even look at my y/n be prepared to get your balls ripped off.

Bts: ...

Hoseok: Who wants my last piece of chicken?

Bts: ME!

Hoseok: Y/n gets it!

Bts: Stop giving her all your food(╥╥)

Hoseok: Y/n. Gets. Everything.

Namjoon: Oh, looks like I spent all my money, someone pay for y/n's beer.

Bts: But she's your girlfriend-

Namjoon: PAY FOR HER DRINK!

Bts: *pays everything for you*

Jimin: Guys, y/n is tired, let's go home.

Bts: Really but like it's only been an hour-

Jimin: Would you rather be left here?

Bts: Why you gotta be like that fam? *gets in car*

Taehyung: *ends up not paying for their meals even though he said he would* Sorry I can't.

Bts: Why?!

Taehyung: Because I need to buy y/n clothes tomorrow, so I don't want to waste money.

Bts: What are you her dad? *splits the bill*

Taehyung: *smirks*

Jungkook: Ahem excuse me?

Bts: (-'๏_๏'-)

Jungkook: Why are you guys so close to her?

Bts: But we're like 5 feet away-

Jungkook: TOO CLOSE

Part of this was for humor btw

Im too broke for KCON, so someone sneak me in to see oppar😍

-author-nim