@ soo byul's room after work
-soo byul pov
what do i dooooooooooo
in my i don't give a fuck mood, i rolled over my bed until i fell over the right side of my fluffy cushions.
ouch.
i laid eagle position on the cold floor for quite a while, until i decided to finally do SOMETHING.
i reached over to the table where my phone was, and blindly groped for the hard samsung. i knocked over my glass of water, book, and my basket of plants before i finally got the freaking device.
bish. what do i do now?
as the water trickled down my table and on my over-sized sweater, i clicked on kik.
namjoon
congrats, you are now chatting with namjoon! say hi!
YOU:
what up, duck face.
namjoon is typing...
NAMJOON:
who are you and how did you know i have a duck face?
YOU:
its your hoe from the neurology department who else
NAMJOON:
bye soo byul i don't know you
YOU:
NONONONONONONONONO DONT LEAVE ME
YOU:
FUCK YOU
YOU:
GO DIE IN A HOLE
YOU:
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND
YOU:
FIGHT ME
NAMJOON:
go talk to your boyfriend jimin
NAMJOON:
like search up his username or something
YOU:
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND
namjoon has blocked you.
holy shit, i didn't even know that he was such a rude hoe.
once again bored, i decided to find jimin's account.
cracking my neck and hands, i shall find his account and spam him due to my laziness and sense of identity.
search up your friends' usernames!
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accidental mother | pjm
Fanfiction! not a smut. never will be. ! a cute little girl came up to me and asked if i could be her mother and without me answering she took me to you. you said that her parents were "missing" and we had to be her parents. lowercase intended. -- credit...
