accidental mother | pjm

seven

unedited.

-jimin's pov

what did this girl just say?

"me? your dad?" i uncertainly asked.

i came here to eat, not become a parent.

"yes, mister!!!" the little girl stared at me with expectant eyes. honestly, she looks a lot like a fried dumpling that was seasoned with soy sauce. woah, nice description jimin.

i looked over at soo byul. her head was down, and she was covering her face with her hands. and from the little spaces that her fingers didn't cover, i saw an extremely red face. i chuckled, and decided to tease her even more.

"why would you want me to be your daddy?" i asked, my eyes mostly focused on soo byul, waiting for her reaction.

dumpling grinned, revealing little tiny teeth.

"well, mister, you look very nice and kind, but i want you to be my daddy because i think that mommy likes you VERY much, i think you're her CRUSH!!!!" the little dumpling screamed with joy.

awwwwww, she's pretty cute. 

wait.

i'm soo byul's crush??!?

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-soo byul's pov

oh shit, oh shit... what did that little bitch just say?

"NO, WHAT THE FUCK-- HE ISN'T MY CRUSH!" i screamed out loud.

everyone in the cafeteria stopped what they were doing and stared at me and jimin.

soo byul, you idiot i swear i will beat your sorry ass when i get back home and dig a hole to bury myself in it, i can't live like this what a pitiful lif-

WHACK.

who just-

"jesus, woman, don't you know not to curse in front of a child?! you totally lack responsibility..." jimin said, shaking his head. "as your punishment, i'll whack you one more time..."

WHACK.

i groaned and rubbed my forehead, that man can sure whack really hard.

"NO, NO, NO MISTER!!! YOU'RE HURTING MOMMY!" areum ran up to me and starting kissing my forehead continuously to ease the pain.

the crowd murmured and shifted. i caught bits of, "soo byul has a child?!" "she sucks at being a mom, though..." "who's the dad?" "why didn't she tell us?" "jimin has a nice booty.."

fuck my life.

i fell down on my butt and began to cry. why was all of this happening to me? i wanted to fall into a deep hole and crack my skull open so i could die.

areum gasped at the sight of pitiful me and walked up to jimin, who was shocked after seeing my stupid tears fall. 

"YOU'RE SO MEAN, MISTER. YOU SHOULD GO DIE... I HATE YOU!!! YOU MADE MY MOMMY CRY, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MOMMY LIKES YOU? WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO HER?! YOU ARE A BIG FAT... FAT... UGLY TROLL!"

preach this girl, preach this.

park fucking jimin suddenly broke his gaze off me and stared curiously at areum.

"what do you mean that soo by- i mean your mother- likes me? i don't think she likes me at all..." he said shyly.

areum crossed her arms and stuck her tongue out. "mister, you're really mean, but i didn't know that you were so stupid, too. i saw her holding your picture when she came up and talked to me, didn't you know that?"

i stopped crying and started thinking. i was holding his picture...?

wait, oh no.

i took out jimin's id and stared at it. 

oh. his. picture.

areum turned around and proudly gasped. 

"SEE??? SEE???!??! SHE'S HOLDING YOUR PICTURE, MISTER! SHE LIKES YOU VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY-" she took another deep breath- "VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH! I TOLD YOU, MISTER, I TOLD YOU!!"

jimin stared at me, then broke out a smile. he kneeled down next to me.

"why didn't you tell me, soo byul?" he said with a teasing smile.

uh, bitch, because i don't fucking like you?

i tried to say those words, but my throat was clogged up by all my saliva.

jimin stood up, and stared at areum.

"fine, honey."

his gaze moved to me. i couldn't look away.

then, his teasing smile appeared again.

"i'll be your daddy."

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a/n: OMFG GUYS ALREADY 100 VOTES YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME OGMGOMOGGOMGMOGG

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