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Skits!!! | NAOOOOOOMIIIIIIII!!!!!

YES. ANOTHER ONE. It's with me and my Oc, Naomi. ENJOY!!

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Aiko: NAOOOOOOMIIIIIII!!! Wat on earth was all that?!

Naomi: I'm not sure wat your referring too.

Aiko: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Naomi.

Naomi: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I would remember something like that.

Aiko: Naomi, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!

Naomi: That sounds dangerous.

Aiko: You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!

Naomi: That, uh...that must have been horrifying to watch!

Aiko: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Naomi: Well, thank god that the children weren't on board to see it

Aiko: *looks down* Uh, Naomi why is the life boat all red and sticky?

Naomi: *looks down also* Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.

Aiko: Naooomi, wat are we standing in?

Naomi: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?

Aiko:No! I would not believe that!

Naomi:Uhh, melted gumdrops?

Aiko: No.

Naomi:Boat nectar?

Aiko: No.

Naomi:Some of God's tears?

Aiko: Tell me the truth Naomi.

Naomi: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.

Aiko: NAAAOMI!

Naomi:Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.

Aiko: *turns head* I can't believe what I'm hearing!

Naomi:I will not apologize for art.

Aiko:*looks around* Where are the other lifeboats?

Naomi:Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.

Aiko:Where are the other lifeboats, Naomi?

Naomi: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the
ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.

Aiko: NAOMI!

Naomi:I have a problem. I have a serious problem.

Aiko:You are just, terrible today!

Naomi:Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

Aiko:That's the sound of people drowning Naomi.

Naomi:That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

*BUM BUM BUM BA DUM BUM. BUM!*

THE END

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I hope enjoyed, Aiko and Naomi with hats!! BAAAAAAI!!!!! X3

~Aiko