Creepypasta's with hats XD

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NYEHEHEHEHE!!! I love Llamas with hats. Next, I'm gonna do me and Naomi(Oc) or Straz(Oc) and Naomi with hats! >:3

~Aiko.

Liu(I think it's Liu): JEFF. There is a dead human in our house!

Jeff: Oh! Hey, how did he get here?

Liu: JEEEEEEEFF Wat did you do?!

Jeff: Me? Ah- I didn't do this.

Liu: Explain Wat happened, Jeff.

Jeff: I've never seen him before in my life.

Liu: Why did you kïll this person Jeff?!

Jeff: I do not kill people. That is- that is my least favorite thing to do.

Liu: Tell me Jeff. Exactly Wat you were doing before I got home?

Jeff: Alright well, I was upstairs,

Liu: Ok

Jeff: I was- I was sitting in my room,

Liu: Yes.

Jeff: Reading a book,

Liu: Go on.

Jeff: And, uh, well this guy walked in,

Liu: Ok.

Jeff: So I went up to him,

Liu: Yes.

Jeff: And I, uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

Liu: JEEEEEEEEFF that kïlls people!!!

Jeff: OOOOh! Oh- wow I- I didn't know that.

Liu: How could you not know that?!?

Jeff: Yea, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.

Liu: Wat happened to his hands?

Jeff: Wat's that?

Liu: His hands; why- Why are they missing??

Jeff: Well , uh, I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.

Liu: JEEEEEEEEFF!

Jeff: Well I- I was hungry and well y'know, when you crave hands you-

Liu: Why on earth would you do that??

Jeff: I was hungry try for hands! Gimme a break.

Liu: JEEEEEEFF.

Jeff: My stomach was makin' the rummblies,

Liu: JEFF!

Jeff: that only hands could satisfy.

Liu: Wat is wrong with you Jeff?!

Jeff: Well, I kïll people and I eat hands. That's- that's two things.

THE END

~Aiko

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