Phan Oneshots

Exposing the cereal theif.

Dan heard it again faintly from the kitchen. The almost inaudible opening of a cupboard, and then the rattle of a cereal box. He was just about starting to be sick of it, and while he found it cute when he caught Phil, it also angered him. Phil's little snack times including his cereal made him run out of it a lot faster than you would think.

He then thought of an idea. 

Expose him.

If Phil was going to keep stealing his cereal, he was going to expose him to his subscribers as proof that he has to deal with his cereal being stolen. 

He grabbed his phone from his bedside table, and pushed his laptop to the other side of the bed slipping out. He was looking at his phone as he tried to sneak down the hall way as quiet as he could, opening his camera up. He then looked into the kitchen through the open glass door.

Phil was holding his cereal box on one hand, and eating it with the other. Dan held his phone up to sneak a photo or two. He snapped on of him digging his hand into the cereal box, and then took another a few seconds later of him eating it. He couldn't help but let out a tiny giggle. Phil heard it and look at Dan, shocked at the sound of giggling. Dan snapped another picture, and Phil yelped. "Dan no!" He held his hand out to cover the lense with his hand not knowing that Dan had already snapped the evidence. Dan laughed at his attempts.

"Gotcha now Philly!" Dan yelled as he turned to run. "Get back here! You better give me that phone mister!" Phil quickly put the cereal down before chasing after Dan. He caught up to him down the hallway to their rooms, and grabbed him just as he reached the end of the hallway. He pushed him down, landing ontop of Dan, who attempted to keep his hand under himself guarding his phone.

"You can't post those Dan!" Phil argued as he tried to wrestle Dan into giving him his phone, if he wasn't going to surrender it. "You keep eating my cereal Phil! I'm sick of you stealing my cereal, so i'm going to expose you with 100% real evidence. To all of our followers." Dan was trying to wiggle out of Phil's grip, but to no avail while he was down on his front. Phil sat on Dan's lower back and held his shoulders down keeping him pinned to the floor. "I'll stop eating your cereal! Please just don't post them!" Dan laughed and shook his head. "I'm posting them whether you like it or not." 

Phil rolled his eyes and sighed, leaning down to whisper in Dan's ear. "Fine. I'll just find something to get payback for posting them them." 

Dan shrugged his shoulders as much as he could being pinned down. "Fine by me Philly." They both erupted into laughter, and Phil got off of Dan's back allowing him to sit up. Dan looked at him and pulled Phil into a hug while they were still sat on the floor. "You're the best friend i've ever had you know." Dan said out of the blue. He just wanted Phil to know that he still appreciates him. Phil hugged him back before he spoke. "I'm the only best friend you've had. I hope to keep it that way so i don't get replaced Danny boy." Dan pulled out of the hug. "Replace you? I couldn't even if i wanted to. I'm stuck with you. You're stuck with me too." Dan laughed, and Phil did too. 

"Let's go watch some anime. I'm still posting those pics, just i'll do it later." Dan suggested, to which Phil nodded. 

A/n: Sorry that this took so long. I'm stuck for any ideas. I'm also sorry it's badly written lmao. It's been a long time since i've written now. At least a month since I wrote something like this. A lot longer since I updated this book though. So here you go. (:

~Jo