Wordcount: 123
TW: It makes no sense. You might lose brain cells.
Summary: I wrote this with two friends. Yeah it makes no sense but whatever. xD
A/N: I have no words about this other than...
WHAT DID WE EVEN WRITE?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!
THE BEST STORY IN THE WORLD:
Dan was once a tree and he lived in a forest, Then Phil came along and snogged Dan. But the Patata Queen stopped Phil from kissing the tree. Dan became a human, but his clothes were taken by the patata queen,Which Phil didn't care because Dan was to smexy for clothes. Dan's fairy-clothes-mother magically made clothes appear on him, Phil was sad. Dan then had a makeout session with Phil so he wasn't sad any more. The stitch fairy stitched their mouths closed so they couldnt snog. Dan and Phil then got so sad they died from sadness. On their tomb stones were
"Oh Phil, there was never a better king of the universe" and "Ugh". They became ghosts and snogged all day long, THEND
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Phan Oneshots
FanfictionThese are just a load of Phan oneshots I wrote. Trigger warnings are given before the chapters start, and word counts. Just in case you want to know how long it is. bc.. idk. (EDIT: I kinda gave up on this, but just be warned, some may be triggering...
