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anthony has added izzy to hamilton 🇺🇸

anthony
hey guys, so you know that izzy girl i was telling you about?

izzy
um

who are you people

UNKNOWN
o ya

UNKNOWN
That teenager? Aw, that's so sweet how you and Jaz took her in.

jasmine
we were wondering if you all would like to meet her. in fact, we want the entire cast to become her family

UNKNOWN
awesome! wow!

UNKNOWN
jon, you can't say that without sounding sarcastic

UNKNOWN
i can say whatever i want, betch

UNKNOWN
JONATHAN *insert middlename* GROFF, THERE IS A CHILD IN THIS GROUPCHAT. THAT CHILD IS YOU. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

izzy
who the fuck are you people

UNKNOWN
oh, im jonathan groff. im king george the third the second

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I'm Lin Manuel Miranda. I'm the reason you're in whatever this groupchat has become. I'm also old

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My name is Oak. I have done things.

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im renee. im everybody's mom

UNKNOWN
im daveed diggs, that really awesome rapper

UNKNOWN
I'm Phillipa, and I play Elizaaaa! Feel free to call me Pippa.

UNKNOWN
I'm Thayne, and I really love cookies. A lot. Cookies are the only hope mankind has for the future.

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I'm Chris Jackson, and I play George Washington

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I'm Javier, and I'm Alexander Hamilton whenever Lin doesn't show up

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I'm Leslie, and I play Aaron Burr, the damn fool that shot him

UNKNOWN
I'm Carleigh, and I'm an ensemble member

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I'm Andrew, and I'm the most amazing person ever. Also, I love my dog, Patti, who is my baby

UNKNOWN
I'm Ariana, aka The Bullet™

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I'm Alysha, and I'm an understudy for Angelica, Eliza

jasmine
and peggy...

UNKNOWN
^^ lmao btw im jon rua. there are two people named jon in the cast, but im the cooler one

izzy
i can't wait to meet you all in person!  :)

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