Hetalia One-Shots

Lithuania x Reader x Russia Sunset

Warning: EXTREME CRACK. I made this when I was high on candy xDDD

"______, become one with me, da?" You cringe a bit, just a bit, so that the creepy Russian man before you won't feel sad. He was confessing to you. At first it was sweet, but as he went on, he talked about what he'd do to you in bed, and how he'll be the sadist in an S&M relationship, and about becoming one with you. You gulped in fear at the question he'd just ask you.

"I-I'm s-sorry, Ivan. But.. Well, I don't really know how it feels like to love yet. I don't even understand love."

You shut your (e/c) orbs, and there was a silence. Then a sigh was heard. You open your eyes again and saw Ivan smiling at you. He was rubbing the back of his neck. "Well, if that's the problem, I can't really do anything, huh?" He chuckled, his smile curved into a smirk. He had a devious glint in his violet eyes. "Well, I better teach you then, da?" "No! Don't.." He pinned himself against your body. And that was the final straw.

You grit your teeth. "I warned you, vodka bastard.." You fist pumped the air. "NINJA MODE, ACTIVATE!!!!" A poof of glittery air formed around you, and you were now nowhere to be seen. Ivan turned around, looking for you. As he started to face his back, you landed a punch on the Russian man and cheered.

Toris came running to you and picked you up bridal style.

"Let's hug every cat, ______."

"Yes, Toris, yes!"

Carrying you, he skipped into the sunset that came out of nowhere.