Once on Instagram II

Zelena's Eleventh Post

PirateMilah: Only now?

PirateMilah: No wonder I abandoned you

ReginaOfLocksley: The real question is are you sorry for working with your enemy to kidnap my sister?

PeterPan: We're not enemies!

MrGold: No more than you and Zelena are

WickedWitchOfTheWest: You might want to rethink that statement, imp

BelleFrench: Rumple, what's going on here?

PirateMilah: Get ready for Abandonment 2: The Sequel

MrGold: Belle, you need to trust me

BelleFrench: YOU KIDNAPPED SOMEONE AND NOW YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE MAN WHO TRIED TO KILL YOUR GRANDSON AND IS THE REASON YOU DIED

BelleFrench: For the LAST TIME, Zelena did NOT force me into ANYTHING! It was MY CHOICE!

MrGold: Um.........well...................

ReginaOfLocksley: Maybe you should try listening to your wife for once

WickedWitchOfTheWest: You know, like good husbands do

MrGold: Well I just got burned by the Mills sisters

ReginaOfLocksley: Because sisters who slay together...

WickedWitchOfTheWest: ...stay together

NealCassidy: Finally

NealCassidy: They're finally acting like family

RobinOfLocksley: This should be considered a national holiday or something

EmmaSwan: April 24th, the day Regina and Zelena started acting like a family

NealCassidy: Too bad there's already a national sibling day

EmmaSwan: And there's probably also a national sister day

NealCassidy: What about national half-sister day?

EmmaSwan: Probably

BelleFrench: So has anyone here realized how similar Bill Cipher and Rumple are?

ReginaOfLocksley: They both make deals and then find loopholes so they can get what they want

WickedWitchOfTheWest: And let's be honest, Gold would gladly take over the world with his villain friends from different realms

MrGold: True, true

MrGold: I mean I LOVE YOU, BELLE

BelleFrench: MAYBE YOU SHOULD START TO SHOW IT

MrGold: ..............

MrGold: I'm sorry?

BelleFrench: You're lucky I'm under a sleeping curse

MrGold: Can't argue with that

MrGold: But I still gotta break the curse

ReginaOfLocksley: Rumbelle 💞

WickedWitchOfTheWest: That relationship isn't very healthy

ReginaOfLocksley: Neither is Captain Swan

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Neither is Whouffaldi

ReginaOfLocksley: Neither is VioletBeliever

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Neither is Wendip

ReginaOfLocksley: What did you say about Wendip?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'M SORRY I SHIP THEM TOO

CaptainHook: What's a Wendip?

RobinOfLocksley: Wendy and Dipper

EmmaSwan: So THAT'S their ship name....

RobinOfLocksley: Oh no

CaptainHook: Good thing she went insane a long time ago

RobinOfLocksley: A good boyfriend would try to stop her from going even more insane

CaptainHook: No, that's what good HUSBANDS do

ReginaOfLocksley: STOP SAYING ROBIN AND I ARE MARRIED

CaptainHook: MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR USERNAME

ReginaOfLocksley: Um

ReginaOfLocksley: ................

ReginaOfLocksley: I think the wi-fi's acting up, it won't let me change my username

CaptainHook: If the wi-fi isn't working, then how are we commenting?

ReginaOfLocksley: .......

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Maybe it's a magical wi-fi problem

ReginaOfLocksley: Do you want me to see if I can change your username?

CaptainHook: Nah, I'm good

ReginaOfLocksley: That's what I thought

ReginaOfLocksley: Now back to crying over Gravity Falls!!!

RobinOfLocksley: ...........

RobinOfLocksley: Good thing she went insane a long time ago

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Author's Note: Since we literally did almost nothing in my first two classes, I had time to write another chapter
Or maybe I was just really inspired by the last episode. I mean, I've been waiting for an opportunity to use a picture of Lana and Bex in this fanfic 😂😂