Dorothy 4 President

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SnowWhite: Well, I mean, we're all related somehow it seems

DorothyGale: Well my real family sort of tried to lock me up in an insane asylum after I told them about Oz...

EmmaSwan: Don't worry, we're all mad here

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I DO NOT APPROVE OF ANY OF THIS

ReginaOfLocksley: Go figure

DorothyGale: Why is she here if we're planning my presidential campaign?

EmmaSwan: To give you practice debating with your opponents

WickedWitchOfTheWest: So does that mean I'm running for president against Dorothy?

ReginaOfLocksley: NO NO NO NO NOPE

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Would you rather have me or Trump be president?

ReginaOfLocksley: ..........

ReginaOfLocksley: I'd leave either way

RobinOfLocksley: Same here

ReginaOfLocksley: You literally just told me you don't know who Trump is

RobinOfLocksley: Well if you're leaving, I'm leaving too

SnowWhite: True love 💓💗💓

EmmaSwan: Okay, back to Dorothy!

EmmaSwan: Dorothy, if you could change any one thing about America, what would it be?

DorothyGale: Stop locking up people who believe in fairytales

HenryMills: I know I'm voting for Dorothy

ReginaOfLocksley: You can't vote

HenryMills: I can in 2020

ReginaOfLocksley: No

ReginaOfLocksley: Wait

ReginaOfLocksley: Yes

ReginaOfLocksley: STOP GROWING UP

HenryMills: Last time that happened, I was kidnapped by my great grandpa and temporarily died...

ReginaOfLocksley: Well

ReginaOfLocksley: This is why I didn't want the curse to be broken!

ReginaOfLocksley: I can't even tell Henry normal things parents usually say because some villain ruineD IT

MrGold: Oh hey, that's my dad

DorothyGale: Who's your dad?

MrGold: Peter Pan

DorothyGale: What?

NealCassidy: And Mr. and Mrs. Darling adopted me, but Gold is my birth dad

EmmaSwan: And his birth mom is my boyfriend's ex, and he's my ex

DorothyGale: Wolfie, I'm scared

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