Legolas: Welcome to our fabulous cooking class!!!
Vivian: Bro. I'm the only one here.
Legolas: Shhhh! Play along!
Vivian: Fine! What are we going to do?
Legolas: I'll start with something easy. You're going to bake bacon today!
Vivian: Allright.
Legolas places a frying pan in front of Vivian and gives her a bag with uncooked bacon.
Legolas: Place them in the frying pan and bake them.
Vivian: Okay...
Legolas: Why are you looking at me like that?
Vivian: How do I do this!?
Legolas: Just bake it!
Vivian: But what if I burn it!?
Legolas: JUST DO IT!
Vivian: FINE!
Vivian bakes the bacon but it burns again!!!
Legolas: Oh no no no!!! Carefull!!!
Vivian: *Tries to save the bacon but burns her hand* OUCH!
Legolas: Put your hand under the water!
Vivian: *Puts her and under the water* Ow. It hurts!
Legolas: Oh my! Your terrible at cooking!
Vivian: I can't help it! It's not my fault!!!
Legolas: Didn't Aragorn learned you how to cook when you was little?
Vivian: NO! I'm done! I'm going home now!
Legolas: Don't give up now! Come on you're Vivian! You're a ranger and a badass! Don't give up because you can't do that one thing!
Vivian: You're probably right.
Legolas: Now let me see that gorgeous smile of yours!
Legolas: There it is!
Vivian: *Laughs* Let's keep going!
Legolas: Deal!