Aragorn: *Screams like a little girl* AAARGHHH PANIC PANIC!!!
Frodo: *Tries to calm down Aragorn* Aragorn what's wrong!?
Aragorn: Vivian just hit puberty!!!
Frodo: Dude... She's 32 years old!
Aragorn: Look... That's the problem... Half elves hitting puberty very late. It's terrible!!
Frodo: How terrible can it be?
Suddenly Vivian walks in with a bikerssuit and bikerboots on, her hair is loose and wild.
Aragorn: Like THAT terrible!
Frodo: This is bad...
Vivian: Hi guys.
Frodo: OMG VIVI WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?
Vivian: Nothing...
Frodo: YOU LOOK AWFUL!
Vivian: Don't you like my new style?
Legolas: WHOAH! Who's this chick!?
Vivian: It's me Leggy!!! Vivian!
Legolas: YOU'RE not Vivian! She looks way different!
Aragorn: *Whispers in Legolas ear* She hit puberty.
Pippin: *Walks towards Vivian* Hey. My name is Peregrin Took. But you can call me Pippin. *Kisses her hand*
Vivian: *Slaps Pippin* It's me you idiot! Vivian!
Pippin: *Rubs his cheek* OW! Vivian!? What happened to you!?
Frodo: Puberty...
Pippin: BUT VIVI IS 32 YEARS OLD!
Aragorn: She's half elf Pippin...
Pippin: Oh... Yeah... Sure...
Frodo: *Facepalm* You're impossible Pip.
Vivian: Let's have fun shall we!?
Frodo: Vivian what are you planning to do?
Vivian: Let's have fun!
Frodo: Okay but what?
Vivian: Let's go to the Prancing Pony!
Frodo: But Vivi! You can't drink alcohol.
Vivian: Come on!!! Don't be such an adult!!! I can drink alcohol!
Frodo: Vivian don't lie to me. You can't even drink one glass of wine before you hit the ground.
Vivian: Ugh! We'll see!!!
Vivian walks towards the Prancing Pony.
Barkeeper: What can I give you my young lady?
Vivian: A glass of wine please!
Barkeeper: *Gives her a glass of wine* Here you go!
Vivian: Thanks! *Winks*
Barkeeper: What can I give you? *Turns to Frodo*
Frodo: Water.
Barkeeper: Dude... You're in a flipping bar! *Gives him water*
A few hours later.
Vivian is very drunk.
Frodo: Vivi, are you okay?
Vivian: Whaaat? No wayyyy I ffeel ggggreattt!!!
Frodo: Vivian. I think it's best to go home...
Vivian: Noooo I want to ssstaaay!
Frodo: Vivi. You look exhausted.
Vivian: I feel ggreat... *Passes out*
Frodo: *Facepalms* I knew it. Can someone help me to take her home?
Random dude: Yeah I will help you!
