Bilbo is walking towards the Lonely mountain because he wanted to visit Thorin again.
Bilbo: HEY THORIN!? ANYBODY HOMEEEE!?
Smaug: I'M HOME!!! *Majestic entrance*
Bilbo: What the?
Smaug: How nice to see you again... Thief in the shadows!
Bilbo: Hey Smaug... Long time no seen!
Smaug: Are you fricking serious!? I'm fire I'm dead!!!
Vivian: Erm... No you're not!
Bilbo: Vivian? What the heck are you doing here!?
Vivian: You'll never know! *Akward slide*
Bilbo: O_O
Smaug: O_O
Bilbo: What just happened?
Smaug: IDK!!!
Bilbo: By the way Smaug. How are you doing!?
Smaug: Great! Thanks!
Bilbo: Anything happened?
Smaug: I lost my gold!
Bilbo: Oh yeah... Sorry about that!
Smaug: I hate you!
Bilbo: It wasn't my fault. Thorin forced me!
Smaug: Yeah... Whatever! I'm going back to sleep!
Bilbo: Sweet dreams Smaug!!!
Smaug: *Snoring*
Vivian: When are we going back to the Shire? I'm bored!
Bilbo: WHAT THE! VIVIAN YOU SCARED ME!!!
Vivian: ^-^
