Vivian: HEY GUYS!!!
Frodo: WHAAAH VIVI!!! You scared me!
Thranduil: Hello my fabulous frendzz!!!
Vivian: Wha?
Thranduil: VIVIAN!!! I need your help!
Vivian: Allright... But you have to pay.
Thranduil: Vivian... We know eachother so long!!
Vivian: *Holds out hand* PAY!
Thranduil: *Takes out a chocolate bar and hands it to Vivian* Good enough?
Vivian: *Grabs the chocolate bar and nodds* So... Why do you need me? *Professional pose*
Thranduil: I want Leggy to marry with a fabulous girl and I tought of you...
Frodo: WHAAAAT!!!??? YOU CAN'T!!! VIVIAN IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME!!!
Thranduil: Every relationship has it's end!
Vivian: I'm NOT going to marry with Leggy!!!
Thranduil: WHAAT? Why not!!!
Vivian: Because Leggy and I aren't in love!
Thranduil: I don't care! You're going to be my fabulous daughter in law!
Bilbo: NO WAY!!! SHE'S GOING TO BE MY NIECE IN LAW!!!
Vivian: STOP FIGHTING! I'm not going to marry to Legolas and I'm not going to marry with Frodo... Yet...
Frodo: So you're planning to marry with me!?
Vivian: Maybe... *Leaves*
Frodo: *Whispers and throws a fist in the air* Yes!!!
Bilbo: *Coughs* I saw that.
Frodo: No you didn't...
Thranduil: Let's make a game out of this! The guy who asks Vivian first, gets her.
Frodo: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!! I'm so going to win this game!
Bilbo: Guys don't you think Vivian will be very mad if she knows what you're both doing?
Thranduil: TOO BAD! *Drags Legolas* TO THE RING SHOP!!!
Frodo: WHAT!? UNFAIR!!! TO THE RING SHOP!!! *Runs past Thranduil and Legolas* GOTCHA SUCKERS!
Thranduil: HOLY SHIRE HE'S WINNING!!! TO THE THRANDYMOBILE!!!
Legolas: ADA!!! I DON'T WANT TO MARRY VIVIAN!!! LET ME GO!
Thranduil arrives together with Legolas at the ring shop.
Gollum: Customers!!!
Legolas: Gollum? You own this shop?
Gollum: Yes precious... We own this shopses!!!
Thranduil: O_O
Gollum: What does it wants precious???
Thranduil: We search for a ring!
Frodo: *Runs in and pushes Thranduil out of the way* NO! I'M SEARCHING FOR A RING!
Gollum: Look! It's the hobbit precious... What does it wantses?
Frodo: A silver ring with a sapphire gem.
Gollum: *Takes out ring* This precious?
Frodo: It's perfect!!!
Gollum: *Puts the ring in a box and gives it to Frodo*
Frodo: *Places some gold on the table* There...
Gollum: Thank you!
Thranduil: NOOO WE LOST THE GAME!!!
