Pippin: Goodafternoon and welcome by baking with Pip!
Frodo: Pippin, what the f are you doing?
Pippin: Shut up! I'm trying to make a baking show!!!
Frodo: So nobody actually cares I'm back? Well... Whatever! Bye Pip!
Pippin: *Grabs Frodo's wrist and pulls him back in the kitchen* I need your help!
Frodo: Pip... Let go off me now!
Pippin: All right! But only if you'll help me!
Frodo: With what?
Pippin: Baking!
Frodo: Yeah... Nope! Bye Pip!
Pippin: FRODO BAGGINS!!! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!
Frodo: Yeesh Pip! I will! I will!
Pippin: Good. Welcome by baking with Pip... This here is my assistant Frodo Baggins. Say hi Frodo!
Frodo: Where did I pulled myself into... Hi!!!
Pippin: We're going to bake......... APPLE PIE!!!
Vivian: Did someone say APPLE PIE?????
Frodo: Thank goodness!!! VIVI SAVE ME!!!
Vivian: Ehhh no.... I'll return when the pie is done!!! Have fun Frodo!!!!
Frodo: hmpf... I hate you!
Pippin: Good... We'll start with the apple, raisin and cinnamon mixture! Frodo... Can you grab some raisins, apples and cinnamon?
Frodo: *Nodds and walks off*
Pippin: I will start with the dough!
Frodo: *Returns with the ingredients* Here you go... *Throws them on the table*
Pippin: WATCH OUT FOR THE APPLES!!!
Frodo: I'm sorry!!!
Pippin: Hmpfh... You're impossible. Now Frodo... You'll mix the apples, raisins and cinnamon together!
Frodo: *Grabs a mixer* Okay.
Pippin: Is making the dough.
The two are finishing their pie. When the oven beeps Pippin takes the pie out of the oven.
Frodo: It smells good...
Pippin; Well duh!!! It's pie!
Frodo: Whatever...
Vivian: PIE!!! *Steals the pie and runs off*
Frodo: VIVI WHAT ABOUT ME?
Vivian: *Runs back* HUSBAND!!! *Grabs Frodo and runs off*
Pippin: *Facepalms* Well... Let's do that again.
