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Strawberry Withdrawal

Mal: 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓

Ben: Um, Mal, are you okay?

Mal: No!

Ben: What's wrong?

Mal: The mean son of Dopey stole my strawberries! 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓

Ben: Doug, why did you steal Mal's strawberries?

Doug: Because she was eating them in Chemistry.

Ben: Where are they now?

Doug: With Evie.

Ben: Evie!

Evie: Don't look at me! I gave them to Jay.

Jay: And I gave them to Audrey.

Audrey: And I gave them to Jane.

Jane: Which I gave to Carlos.

Carlos: And I gave them to Chad.

Chad: Which I gave to Lonnie.

Lonnie: Which I gave to Ben.

Ben: Well I don't have them because I gave them to Cora.

Cora: I gave them to Alex.

Alex: Which I gave to Willa.

Willa Darling: Which I gave to Ally.

Ally: I gave them to Anthony.

Lord Anthony Tremaine: I gave them to Amy.

Amy Tremaine: I gave them to Gaston (1).

Gaston (1): I gave them to my brother.

Gaston (2): I gave them to Halie.

Halie daughter of Happy: I gave them to Mark.

Mark son of Mowgli: I gave them to Pepper.

Pepper Pan: I gave them to Rubi.

Rubi: Which I gave to Freddy.

Freddy Falcier: Which I gave to Aziz.

Aziz: I gave them to Evie.

Evie: Which I gave back to Doug.

Doug: Which I gave to Belle.

Belle: Which I gave to Adam.

Adam: Which I gave back to Ben.

Ben: Which I gave to Lonnie.

Lonnie: Which I gave to Ally.

Ally: Which I gave to Cora.

Cora: Which I gave to Aziz.

Aziz: Which I gave back to Doug.

Doug: Which, again, I gave to Evie.

Evie: And I gave them to Jay. Again.

Jay: Which I gave to Doug to give to Mal.

Doug: Okay, this is getting out of hand. Because I don't have them. Who has the strawberries now?

Mal: STRAWBERRIES!!!!! 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓

Ben: Mal, calm down.

Mal: No! I. Want. My. Strawberries. Now. I swear, if I find whoever has my darlings held captive, I will kill you. 🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓😈🍓

Ben: It's official everyone. Mal has become murderess. Where are the strawberries!

Cora: Well, you see, I kinda let dog accidentally eat them. I set the box down and then next thing I know, Dude and his friends are eating the strawberries.

Mal: Carlos, is it okay if I kill your dog?

Carlos: NO! You touch him, I will end you.

Ben: Everyone calm down. There us an easy fix. I'll get Mal another box of strawberries and Carlos will try to train Dude and his friends to not eat human food.

Carlos: Okay, but you better hurry. Mal is coming at me and fire is coming out of her hands.

Ben: On my way.

Magnus: Is it just me, or is it weird that they actually had an argument about strawberries?

Annabeth: I'm with you Magnus. They can be weird.

Percy: Agreed. Can't believe that my sister is addicted to strawberries.

Samirah al-Abbas: Oh yeah.