rants, opinions, and bs

mom, i made it

so, before today, this book was categorized as "random," but today, i received a message from wattpad.

initially, i wasn't too concerned because wattpad sends me promos and stuff all the time, but as soon as i saw the beginning of the message, i got a little worried.

"Hi there,

We noticed your story, rants, opinions, and bs..."

and i was slightly alarmed. everything i say in this book is appropriate, so why would they notify me??

the note continued:

and so i checked my book again

wait...

look closer...

wattpad thinks im funny.

i win at life goodbye

this is my biggest accomplishment on this website so far, if not, my life biggest accomplishment.

i am honored.

thank you