ive hit rock bottom

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see that mini shopping cart? yeah, i drove that thing around the supermarket like a total badass today. i felt great about myself. until. three 5 year old kids started laughing and pointing at me. you know you suck when 5 year olds laugh at you.

so later on, my mom was talking to a nice old lady in the supermarket and she said "I like your cart" to me and I smiled bc why not. then my mom told her about those kids laughing at me and the lady came up to me and said "Keep doing you, sweetie".

i can't win.

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