rants, opinions, and bs

why.

I was thinking today, why. Why do people use "pumpkin" as a pet name. Who the fuck thought calling someone a "pumpkin" was a good idea.

Like you're just gonna go and call your partner or child or whatever pumpkin? So basically, you're referring to them as some fat as fuck orange fruit that people pick out of the ground in the fall so they can cut them up? I'd be offended. Damn.

And who came up with sweetie pie?! You're saying someone is a delicacy enjoyed my millions all over the world. You want to eat your "sweetie pie". People are harsh.

I've come to the conclusion that humans are just stupid as fuck.

And yes, expect more like this.