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I ALMOST SET THE SCHOOL ON FIRE

so..... yes. i almost set my school on fire.

so during my break period yesterday, my friend Always_221B and I went to the snack bar, as we do. so i brought my own potato chips and dropped one in the toaster.
by accident.

so we watched the pringle burn slowly and we were hysterical laughing. like the edges started browning and we lost it. it was the funniest thing ive ever watched. we were laughing so hard...

.

until the toaster started smoking. it was horrifying. she started laughing and i started panicking so i was like "FIRE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE UNPLUG THE TOASTER". so one of the lunch staff came out and fixed the toaster. i had to tell them i dropped my pringle in the toaster and it caught fire.

i felt so terrible after it happened, but it was sOOOOO WORTH IT IM LAUGHING.

WE WALKED OUTSIDE AND ALMOST PISSED OURSELVES. WE WOULDVE TAKEN SELFIES W OUR BURNING SCHOOL

i feel bad for all the kids who couldn't have toast because of me.