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minions

so today im here to talk about a very serious topic: minions.

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i fucking hate those god damn banana looking little shits. why do people even? i just. wyd universal? wyd?

there are so many minions. you don't understand, they're everywhere.

i look outside my window before i sleep; there's a minion. i take a peek out the shower; there's a minion. kms.

i can't catch a break. they're everywhere.

Look what you've done universal studios. you've contaminated a generation. you're the reason we can't sleep at night. from no on, there will be minions. they're here now. there is no escape. universal studios, this is your fault.

as for you, reading this, let's rise up against universal studios and put an end to minions. thank you.