Taylor Swift Albums

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Lover: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

RED: How can you still say that?

Lover: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Reputation: I'm going to take you out.

Lover: Great, it's a date!

Reputation: I meant that as a threat.

Lover: See you at five!

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TTPD: Folklore, and I don't use pet names.

Midnights: Alright.

Midnights: Hey, what do bees make?

TTPD: Honey?

Folklore, from the other room: Yes, dear?

TTPD: ...

Midnights: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Midnights: I told Fearless her ears flush when she lies.

1989: Why?

Midnights: Look.

Midnights: Hey, little F!

Fearless: Yeah?

Midnights: Do you love us?

Fearless, covering her ears: No.

1989: That's actually genius.

Midnights: You could say I'm a mastermind

1989:

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*The squad is getting into the car*

Lover: I'm driving.

Speak Now, out of view: Shotgun!

Fearless, turning to face Speak Now: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Speak Now: WOAH-

Speak Now, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! *loads gun* And I want the front seat!

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Lover: How's the sexiest person here?

Reputation: I don't know, how are you?

Lover, flustered: I-

TTPD, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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RED: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Midnights: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

TTPD: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Midnights: Good thinking.

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Fearless: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.

Speak Now: Just rip the bandage off.

Fearless: It's Debut.

Speak Now: Put the bandage back on.

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Midnights: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Debut, amazed: Wow...

Fearless, to Debut: Well, what does that mean?