Taylor Swift Albums

10. incorrect quotes

RED: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

1989: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Reputation: You guys love being dramatic.

Speak Now: Says you miss 'make me look like a zombie hunter' with your seventy-five foot sized snake named Karyn.

Lover: We're all dramatic in some sense, Mother created us at the end of the day.

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1989: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Speak Now: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

1989: You just know how to ruin a moment.

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Speak Now: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Evermore: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

RED: No! That's not what she meant.

1989: You really know how to pick them.

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RED: How petty can you get?

Speak Now: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument against Folklore I was wrong about.

Folklore: I knew it!

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Folklore: This is such a bad idea.

Evermore: Then why are you coming along?

Folklore: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Debut looking at Folklore & Evermore reading newspaper: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Folklore, offended: We do have a sense of humour, you know!

Debut: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Evermore, unbothered: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Everyone is sitting in the living room, hearing 1989 and Midnights fighting at the front door.

Fearless: Should we tell them we can hear them?

Reputation, getting up: I'm gonna shut them up if they don't stop.

*The door opens, and 1989 walks in backwards, still looking at Midnights, who's smug*

1989: I can't believe you!

Midnights: You're just jealous you didn't think of it first

*Everyone is staring, invested in the argument*

1989, sees Reputation standing closest: Rep! Help me out!

Reputation: I'd rather not.

1989: Tell Midnights here how unfair her distractions are.

Midnights: You tried distracting me first!

1989: I fell down the stairs! I hurt my elbow. Why would I risk bodily harm just to distract you?!

Lover: Okay, what are you even arguing about?

Midnights, smirking: Tell them 89.

1989: I was leading in laser tag and almost won until she pulled the most unfair trick of all time.

Reputation, wanting this to end: Which was?

1989, flushed: She pinned me against the wall, kissed me, and then shot me while I was distracted.

Reputation, who had lost a bet to Lover like that earlier that week: Oh, so you also play dirty!

Lover: Not again, Rep.

Reputation: No, you two can't do that. It's not cool.

1989: Tell em Rep!

Midnights: I feel like you have something on your chest. Wanna share?

1989: Yeah, I don't like you taking advantage of my feelings.

Reputation: 89 is right. I'm tired of it, too.

*1989, Reputation, Lover, and Midnights start arguing*

Folklore: Should we do something?

Speak Now: I want to see who wins this.

RED: By the way Midnights is giving 89 the fuck me eyes I can take a wild guess of where this is heading.

Evermore: Even Lover seems to be getting under Rep's skin.

Folklore: You can read Rep?

Evermore: Yup, crossed arms over the chest. She's trying to keep her guard up.

Fearless, leaves: I would like to not see how this unflods.

RED: They're getting closer to each other.

RED: I was hoping 89 and Rep would win this round.

Speak Now: They're still arguing.

Folklore: Eve is right, they've lost again.

*Lover, smiling, gets dragged out of the room by Reputation*

*Midnights gets pulled out of the room, waving at the others with a smug smirk*

Evermore: This is never gonna end. Is it?

RED: 89 is an absolute sucker for Midnights and Rep is whipped.

Speak Now: So no.

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*Midnights after 1989 and her had a fight and 1989 is being stubborn about making up*

Midnights: Truth or dare?

1989, sighing: Truth.

Midnights: Do you want to kiss me?

1989, blushing: Dare.

Midnights, leaning in: I dare you to kiss me.

1989, grasping at straws: nEvEr HaVe I eVeR!

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*Reputation's birthday party, she's standing drinking her wine while listening to 1989*

*Lover staring at Reputation from across the room walks up behind her*

Lover, whispering in Reputation's ear: You look so fucking hot in that outfit, if it wasn't so crowded in here I'd let you fuck me so hard, right here, right now

Reputation: *flushed, spluttering and chocking on her drink*

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*Lover getting home after having the absolute worst day ever finding Reputation in the kitchen waiting for her while sipping wine*

Lover: Don't do it, don't even dare.

Reputation: *says nothing*

Lover: Stop, don't.

Reputation: *starts smiling*

Lover: No.

Reputation: *smiling that lovesick smile at Lover*

Lover, already feeling better, pulls Reputation in for a kiss: You light up my world.

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