Fearless, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Debut, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Reputation: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Fearless: Playing systemic oppression.
Reputation: Did Lover have anything to do with this?
Fearless: Midnights went on a rant, and then we got the idea.
Reputation: Where is she?
Debut: On the floor in the kitchen.
Reputation:
Fearless: She said, 'I need a nap' and then laid down on the floor.
Reputation: 89! Come get your girl off our kitchen floor!
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Debut: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
1989: You’re a hazard to society
Fearless: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
1989: No! Stop!!
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Midnights: Why are you on the floor?
Evermore: I'm depressed.
Midnights: Valid.
Evermore: Also, I was stabbed. Can you get Folklore, please.
Midnights: Sure.
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Hater, negotiating with Lover: We have Reputation. Give us ten thousand dollars, and she will be returned to you unharmed.
Reputation: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Hater: Um...
Reputation: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Lover: REP STOP!
Evermore: Got their location, I'm on my way.
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The squad is trying to con some random guy.
Speak Now: Um, Debut, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Debut: We need money!
Speak Now: You're scamming him?
Debut: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Speak Now: What?! No way!
Debut: Why not? We already stole Fearless!
Fearless: Hey guys
Speak Now: No, we didn't. Fearless can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!
Fearless: I wanna steal
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Reputation: If I hurt your feelings, I'm sorry...
1989: It's okay, I-
Reputation: Sorry you're such a bitch.
Lover: Rep!
Reputation: Fine, I'm truly sorry 89.
1989: *sceptic*
Reputation: Okay, now you answer.
1989:
Reputation: You can't just not answer.
Midnights: Answer her, babe
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Taylor Swift Albums
Fanfiction[]SLOW UPDATES[] ▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...
