Taylor Swift Albums

30. incorrect quotes

Folklore: Poet and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Midnights: *Sighing* What did Poet do?

Folklore: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

TTPD: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Lover: You have to apologize to Midnights.

Reputation: Fine.

Reputation: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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*The squad is having dinner together*

Lover: Poet, can you pass the salt?

TTPD: *Throws Reputation across the table*

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Midnights: Fitness tip: Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

TTPD: Next time you’re working out, do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Lover: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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1989: Speak Now, keep an eye on Fearless today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Speak Now: Sure, I’d love to see Fearless get punched.

1989: Try again.

Speak Now, sighing: I will stop Fearless from getting punched.

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Fearless: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

1989: Wasn't Midnights with you?

Midnights: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

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RED: We need a distraction.

1989: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Fearless, whispering: My time has come.

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Lover: Why are your tongues purple?

1989: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Midnights: I had a red one.

Lover: oh

Lover:

Lover: OH

Debut:

Debut: You drank each other's slushies?

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RED: Don't worry, I got a plan.

1989: Alright.

RED: TraitorSayWhat?

Speak Now: Excuse me?

RED: What?

1989:

RED:

RED: No wait-

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Evermore: What do you think Poet will do for a distraction?

Midnights: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*