Taylor Swift Albums

17. incorrect quotes

Debut: Can I go to the pool?

Lover: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

Debut: No, can I go by myself?

Lover: You don’t want to go with me?

Reputation: She doesn't like that you go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

Lover: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

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Speak Now: What have I done wrong?!

Reputation: Everything. For your entire life.

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1989: *Texts a selfie to the group chat* Hey besties!!

Reputation: *Texts a selfie clearly parodying 1989's* Hey besties !!1!

1989: I literally hate you so much.

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Reputation: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and 1989!

RED: So 1989 knows about this?

Reputation, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

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Midnights, gets called by 1989: Am I in trouble?

1989: Take a guess.

Midnights: No?

Reputation, who got called by Lover: Take another guess.

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Midnights: You know what they say: you snooze, you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.

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*Everyone is giving advice to Reputation*

RED: It's okay to ask for help.

1989: You're not a burden.

Evermore: Murder is okay.

Folklore: Your feelings matter.

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Midnights: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Midnights: I don’t remember that.

Reputation: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?

Midnights: ...No.

Evermore: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?

Midnights: Not especially, no.

Reputation: It was in between those two things.

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Midnights: I put the pun in punishment.

Reputation: I put the top in unstoppable.

1989: I put the cute in execute.

Lover: I put the ass in class.

Debut: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

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Midnights: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Lover: Make her legs weak, not her self-image.

Evermore: Play with her boobs, not her feelings.