Taylor Swift Albums

32. incorrect quotes

Debut: I've got a plan.

Reputation: Does it involve arson?

Debut: Why, yes. Yes, it does.

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TTPD: Who's afraid of little old me!

Reputation: Do you really have to shout that every time?

Midnights: Yes, Rep, it's kind of her thing.

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TTPD: Okay, okay, stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Folklore: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Folklore: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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1989: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them.

TTPD: I dress better than them while I'm beating them.

1989: I... you're violent.

TTPD: I believe, 'female rage' is what they call it nowadays.

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Fearless: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird.

Fearless: But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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RED: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

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TTPD: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes her*

TTPD: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Rando points at Reputation dressed in all black: Who's funeral is it?

Reputation: *quietly looks around the room with a contemplative expression*

Reputation: I haven't decided yet.

Rando: *silently dashes away*

Lover: Rep, stop scaring the locals.

Reputation: It was a dumbass question. He had it coming.

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Speak Now: You seem familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Fearless: This is why you don't have friends.

Speak Now: I don't need them, I have you.

Fearless: I'm equally touched and terrified by that statement.

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1989, calming Speak Now down: Violence isn't the answer.

Speak Now: You’re right.

1989: *sighs in relief*

Speak Now: Violence is the question.

1989: What?

Speak Now, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

1989, running after her: NO-

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1989: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

RED: Anything, honestly, but the strong silent type, tall, especially...

1989, desperately, as RED bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!?