Reputation: As far as I'm concerned, I don't blush.
Lover: What if I did this? *kisses her cheek*
Reputation: No.
Lover: *kisses her other cheek*
Reputation: Nope.
Lover: *hugs her*
Reputation: Nah.
Lover: *kisses her hard on the lips*
Reputation: Nothing.
Lover: Guess I got nothing *walks out of the room*
Reputation: *hangs her head as red as a tomato*
Lover: Oh I forgot my phone- Aww you DO blush!
Reputation, trapped in a hug by Lover: Don't say it so loud I have a reputation to uphold *then hides her face*
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RED, tipsy: I'M TOO HOT *points at Evermore*
RED: :D
RED: :D
RED: :D
Evermore: *sighs and gives in*
Evermore, monotone: Hot damn.
RED: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN
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*1989 has been struggling for 40 minutes to open her door because the door lock got jammed*
*Midnights, drunk, sitting on the floor in the hallway watching 1989*
Midnights: This is fun... being locked out together, we should hang out more often.
*1989 doesn't answer, only smiling because the woman is hot and kind of adorable*
*Later*
Midnights: Try a kick. Try... kicking it.
1989: *does a donkey kick as hard as she can but absolutely nothing*
Midnights: Wow, more torque... than I was expecting. You've got a surprising, uh... torque to size ratio.
1989: I'll put it on my resume.
Midnights: Wanna try kicking again?
1989: You'd probably do a better job than me.
Midnights: Yeah, but... I don't want to cut our time short.
1989: Just ask me on a date then.
Midnights: Wanna go on a date?
1989: I'll say yes if you open this door.
Midnights: *jumps up, and with two hard pushes, the door opens*
1989: I'd love to go on a date. Please be sober then.
Midnights: Sly fox. I'll take it.
1989: I'll remind you about the date tomorrow.
Midnights: We can make plans then.
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Reputation: Go fuck yourself.
Lover: Fuck me yourself, coward.
Reputation: What?
Lover: You heard me.
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1989: Why does Fearless have a knife?
Evermore: She said she felt unsafe, so I gave her a knife
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Taylor Swift Albums
Fanfiction[]SLOW UPDATES[] ▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...