Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Fearless: I choose to waive that right!
Fearless: *screaming*
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Evermore, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
RED: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Evermore: I have depression, what do you think?
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Speak Now: Why are you late?
Folklore: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Speak Now: Overslept?
Folklore: Overslept.
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Midnights: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
TTPD: But you do know better.
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Lover: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Midnights.
Midnights: I hate myself.
Lover, rolling up her sleeves: Alright bitch, square up.
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Debut: Please just drive straight
Reputation: Hey, young lady, watch it.
Lover, looking at her hands, her pinkies raised: Sorry, my pinkies go up when I'm excited.
Reputation: It's fine, babe, it's cute.
Reputation: *glares and points at Debut in the backseat*
Debut: I meant she was swerving!
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Midnights: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
TTPD: You know, I’m not really a jewellery person.
Midnights: You don’t have to wear…
TTPD: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Cop: You ran a red light.
TTPD: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
TTPD: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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Evermore: Die.
Folklore: Please don't die!
Evermore: DIE!
Folklore: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
RED, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Midnights, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together, and Folklore wants Evermore to accept it as their family.
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TTPD: Mid, you’re such a genius!
Midnights: Yes, I know.
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RED: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Evermore: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
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Fanfiction[]SLOW UPDATES[] ▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...